Bias at the Met Office: A furious rant

I've recently vented at a new enemy of mine. Not a political party, or a political figurehead. Not slow drivers or Mark Lawrenson or Polly Toynbee or Paul Dacre. These are standard fare here.

I'm talking about the Met Office. I'll be at work, and I'll turn to my boss and say 'what's the weather going to be in the North West tonight going home, boss?' and he'll reply 'check the Met Office site and see'.

So I'll check the Met Office site.

*Tippety Tappety Tap Tap...*

'Oh, it's OK boss, we're right, it says no warning, and only light snow from midnight'.

Then about 4pm, a little while before I leave work, it'll swarm it down with snow. And my windscreen washers will be frozen. And the roads will be dangerous slush. And I'll wake up the next day and struggle to make it up the hill, after having spent 20 minutes shoveling snow off my car.

I'll be 'driving' to work, thinking, 'the Met Office said it would be OK...it had the region as green, for fuck sake!'

I am literally, a total fucking mug punter. There must be loads of people like me out there. People who have a blind loyalty and dependence, despite being tricked numerous times, on a website that fails to accurately portray weather patterns and warnings. Even as they are actually, physically happening!

Well, like 'Lawro's Predictions', I don't listen to the Met Office anymore. I go to other sources for slightly more accurate info. But there is an important point to be made here.

While the Met Office dogmatically, stubbornly and insistently refuses to acknowledge the realities of the seriously disruptive snow blizzards we've been experiencing, those of us blessed with a healthy dose of intelligence and an ability to ask questions and critically analyse things properly will raise the possibility that the Met Office have a vested interest in ignoring the cold weather.

This climate change obsessed, government funded, New Labour stooge outfit will not want attention brought to the perils and pitfalls of cold climate. Because their project is to scare the shit out of us about 'global warming'.

Remember the floods of the last few years? The ones that occurred in 2007 and also to an extent in 2009? The Met Office went absolutely mental about those weather patterns. I remember checking the site, and seeing a sea of 'red' across the UK. Regions coloured 'red' on the Met Office site are in a state of critical alert. Up shit creek. The wording they use is 'TAKE ACTION'.

It scared people in my place so much, people were sent home and mobiles were put into full effect, telling all sorts of folk to stay home and get the sand bags out.

None of this stopped me getting into work. A bit of aqua planing, a few deep puddles, but nothing my small car couldn't handle. I didn't know what the fuss was about.

What does stop me getting about, however, is snow drift and ice. It fucks my day. It fucks everything right up. And what do we get? 'Green'. That's right, fucking 'green'.

It's a bit like being punched in the face and kicked in the balls by a mugger, only for the attending cops to pat you on the head and say 'there, there, lad, it were only a harmless bit of horseplay, he'll give it back tomorrow'.

Why? Why 'Act Now' RED for localised floods and a bit of rain and fuck all for heavy snow and fucked 'B' roads? Why?

I'll tell you. It's because the fucking Met fucking Office wants to hype up 'global warming' caused weather patterns like flooding in summer, and dismiss and downplay unwanted and unhelpful things like minus 7 degrees mini Ice Ages.

The patronising, mendacious, duplicitous, arrogant, Labour government arse sucking, lying, two faced, simpering green-wellied left wing socialist CUNTS. Fuck you all, I fucking hate your fucking guts you motherfuckers. I will buy your lies and propaganda no more. Fuck your two bob website and your shitty colour-coded cuntness. I'm sick of it. Cocksuckers. I ought to sue your arses, except it's pointless because half the judges in the land are in your paymaster's league. Cunts.