Not content with generally being a pair of complete tossers who have destroyed the very souls of million of people, Black Lace have decided to re-release their most hideous 'song' ever and shit down the throats of a new generation.
Agadoo, that piece of complete horse shit that destroyed what was left of all that had been achieved in the early 80s and ushered in the era of Yazz and other crap, has been put back out. But it gets worse.
Which cunt do you hit first?
Not content with fucking with our already deranged and depressed minds, it features Les and Curly from Coronation Street. Les even 'directs' the pile of wank. Why? What the fucking hell have we done as a nation to deserve all this?! Make it, send it to Gordon Brown, that's fine, but don't put it on general release!
If they re-release Music Man featuring Ian from Eastenders that will be the final straw, I will be forced to take drastic action for the good of the nation.
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I spent nearly two years in a band playing this execrable piece of shit at least three times a week - sometimes up to 6 times a week.
Anyone who buys the re-release should have a red hot knitting needle stabbed into each ear.
Should some sadistic bastard decide to re-release the Birdy Song then what happened to Edward II will seem like a walk in the park.
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